We dug deep in the archives for this blast from the past! Hope you think it's as terrible as we do 😂 ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
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WARNING: We dug way back for our very first emails & found this gem.
It's so bad, it's good 🤣 Hopefully y'all get as much of a kick out of this as we did! | | We get it. You don't want to wear pants inside. | | But if you do wear pants, you'd wear the most comfortable jeans EVER. | | - Stupid comfortable (lounge away)
- Stretchy (4-way premium stretch)
- Durable (they survived a tug of war)
- Responsibly Manufactured & Green (our factories are ILO, GOTS, and SEDEX certified for high labor and environmental standards)
These jeans are certified for chillin, stuffing your face, lounging in bed, XBOXing, squatting, and ass rubbing (your girlfriend/boyfriend WILL rub your butt if your wearing 'em) | | Stop being a bum and put some jeans on :) | | P.S.: Everything is 100% straight from the archives--including all the double spaces after periods. You're welcome 😉 | | | | |
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