Somehow it's Black Friday week all over again.
Other brands launched sales SO DAMN EARLY (we're procrastinators) so we scrambled for ideas. The worst ones:
- Raise prices to $10,000 per jean and discount them 99.5% (lol)
- Run a fake "We're going out of business whoops no we're not" (no, I didn't think it was funny either)
- Ignore Black Friday entirely (vacation sounds nice but...)
We settled on something novel: DISCOUNTS.
- 20% off all jeans (most OGs $64.99): Try our Denkhaki and new Premium 99% Cottons (both $71.99 -- I love the 99s btw!)
- Up to 50% off tees with our NEW T-Shirt bundles (and yes - this tee is REALLY worth trying)
- 50% off Hoodies ($30.00) and Jorts ($24.99)
We still gotta get product to you so shipping is upgraded behind the scenes (for free), lost package protection is $0.50 (we subsidize it), and no coupons needed -- all automatically added at checkout.
Thanks for being customers. Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Holidays,
The TPJ Team
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